Oakland Raiders Joke #6

December 19, 2009

Q. What do you buy an Oakland Raiders fan for Christmas?
A. Why would you buy a gift for a Raiders fan?

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I Recant! May the Oakland Raiders Dwell In Permanent Disarray

December 18, 2009

I recently wrote an article suggesting that even though the Raiders still are known to upset the Broncos, the rivalry has lost some of its luster. I have taken a lot of flack from Raiders fans and my fellow Broncos fans alike. 
Click here to read some of the comments from Raiders and Broncos fans alike.

While [...]

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Oakland Raider Joke #5

December 18, 2009

An Oakland Raider fan walks into a bar with a monkey on his back. The bartender looks at them quizzically. The bartender then asks, “Where did you find that thing?” The monkey replies, “In Oakland! There are thousands of them running around the Coliseum.”

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Oakland Raiders Joke #4

December 18, 2009

Q: What is the difference between a chimp and a Raider fan?
A: One is smelly, hairy, and makes obnoxious noises, and the other is a chimpanzee.

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Interesting Responses From Raider Fans to “Whatever Happened to the Good Old Days”

December 18, 2009

FROM RAIDERS FANS:
“There ain’t no good old days. Nothing’s changed. I didn’t get this article. I am gentically programmed by DNA at birth as a fan—as is the entire organization—to hate your stinking Bronco guts. And I really hate you and the scab pile known as the Broncos. And this article.
Nothing’s changed. This rivalry has [...]

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Oakland Raiders Joke #3

December 17, 2009

Q. What do the Oakland Raiders and Veggietales have in common?
A. Pirates who don’t do anything

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Whatever Happened to the Good Old Days? The Denver Broncos and Oakland Raiders

December 17, 2009

I talk a lot of trash and make a lot of jokes–bad ones at that–about the Oakland Raiders. While I do think that they have some scumbag fans, I would never claim that their fan base is any worse than that of a lot of other NFL teams’. Sure, the Black Hole probably deserves its reputation [...]

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Oakland Raiders Joke #2

December 17, 2009

Problem: Simplify the fraction 6/17.
Solution: JaMarcus Russell’s average completions to attempts ratio

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Oakland Raiders Joke #1

December 15, 2009

Q: What do you call a room full of Raiders fans?
A: A bunch of losers

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The Site Is Still Alive!

December 15, 2009

For the few people who visit this site, I want to apologize for how long it has been since I posted something. I will never give up on this site, and I even plan to do regular posts during the offseason.
I want to say that I am happy with 8-5. It is not the best [...]

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